Ok, you want the real Philippines whore-mongering experience? Well, you came to the right place (as if there was ever any doubt)!

This patrol by Jonas here perfectly sums up what a typical afternoon barhop, pussy-hunt selection and short time hotel fuck session are all about while you’re on holiday here in the PI! There are no frills in this episode. It’s as bare-bones and raw as it is in real life here. And after the short trike ride back to his ST hotel room, Jonas bared his bone to this little horny bar-tart named Ella. Not that names matter at all in these sordid encounters.

It was clear to see that Ella was quite the nymph and couldn’t get her mouth on Jonas’ pole quickly enough. And once she did, boy oh boy, the suckin’ action was superb. He did find her in an expat short-time bar after all. The sweaty, dark-cornered type of place where local foreigners with Pinay wives go to drink away the afternoon and blow the odd load in one of the street-clothes wearing hostesses mouths. Suffice to say, it was clearly evident that Ella had plenty of practice giving head!

But her pussy has seen it’s fair share of cocks pummeling it also, and Jonas did exactly that in this dimly-lit dirt-cheap motel room. What? You were expecting the Marriott? This is the Philippines gentlemen! Everything here is rough around the edges, but the edges are really fucking nice! Take Ella’s sweet young, if oft-used, pussy for example. Do you know what you would have to do to attain a pussy such as that back home in your country? I’ll tell you: A whole fucking hell of a lot. And it would end up with you shuddering at the empty space left in your wallet, or shuddering behind iron bars trying to convince a male-hating system that the 18 or 19-year old you fucked really meant yes when she said no.

Face it, there’s not too many places in this World where middle-age lovers of young pussy like us can stab prime pookie like Ella’s here, but thankfully, the PI is one of them. Once you come (and cum), like Jonas did all over the outside of Ella’s snatch, you’ll truly appreciate that simple fact of life. Get as much as you can while you can!

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Ok, I know the episodes usually end with fireworks, but this week’s actually starts with some. By the way of some tropical heat lightning Mr. X films outside his bay-view hotel highrise vantage point. But it’s the show inside that matters and he quickly turns the camera to a beautiful fair-skinned lass preparing for her pre-fuck shower. This one is a little bit for you voyeurs out there, as Anghel seems unaware of the rolling camera watching her from outside the shower stall. (with a convenient looking-glass window I might add)

We usually don’t get Pinays this light-skinned around here, so she definitely is a welcome variation. Maybe all of those whitening products they sell over the paid off for her, or she just never worked a day outside in her life. Not to judge, but judging from her behavior with Mr. X, I’d bet on the latter. Yes, it’s safe to say that most of her life’s labor has been off her feet, after the Sun goes down. This is not a shy innocent one here fellas. She has that man-eater look in her eye. She even told X “I want to bite you” in case there was any doubt.

But the real fun began when she sexily led him to the hotel bed and started getting undressed. She knew exactly what she was doing to seduce him as if she had done the same 1000 times (probably has!). The look on her face said it all, biting her lip as she teasingly undid Mr. X’s belt buckle. Then it was cock chow-down time with big pretty brown eyes flickering back up at him. The subsequent mounting and riding was unexpectedly awkward. Maybe she wasn’t as “active” as her appearance and demeanor first suggested. The slick-shaved pussy was rather on the snug side, so either her lascivious outward looks were just an act, or she’s only been fucking pencil-dicked locals. Either way, it was tough-sledding at first. But those tits looked great swinging front and center in the process.

As is usually the case w/ these types, once things were sufficiently moistened up with natural juices, the stroking got easier and Mr. X was able to plow her better in number of different positions. The natural fireworks that started the scene would not be the only explosion worthy of mentioning. After screwing her tight, light-skinned twat a bunch more, X-man withdrew to unleash showering spurts of liquid thunder spanning all over this beauty’s pelvis, abdomen and upper torso. Quite a shot that was! And Anghel was none too hesitant about fingering up a dollop and taste-testing it with her tongue. Yep, definitely not a 9-5 office type. Now be off……..to the showers with you girl!

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Welcome back my Filipina fanny loving friends. The World’s One & Only 100% Filipina site with a fresh Pinay puki update every single week. Seriously, there’s no one else out there who does what we do. Believe me, we’ve checked far & wide. The other Filipina sites you find either stopped updating long ago, or attempt to hide their lack of new scenes by recycling past updates as if they were new ones. Others still, will throw up lame softcore/masturbation videos or not even videos, just mere photosets. The rest will offer poorly shot unimaginative junk done by paid Pinoy locals and their shrimpy brown peckers. Sorry, but true Filipina addicts won’t be fooled so easily, and will eventually seek out the Best in Filipina, which is and always has been, the very site you are on now.

So as it is another week, like the Sun coming up every morning, here’s another new episode on TrikePatrol.com. Mr. X is back in the poon nation’s capital with a new-found friend having lunch at a small eatery. Her name is Carla, 23 years old and of course that age means she’s a single mother already. We here at Trike Patrol should receive a Nobel Piece prize or lifetime achievement award for our work supporting and promoting single mothers in the Philippines. Hell, people have gotten those awards for less, heh. (I’m looking at you, Mr. Soetoro)

After their grub down on unhealthy prepared mall foods, they walk back to X’s nearby highrise hotel room to have some fun before Carla departs for her province later. Once there, Mr. X explains the meaning of MILF to her and she gets a giggle. But the real amusement started when she removes those panties to bare her smoothly shaven LBFM slit. I’m not sure there’s anything more lovely than the sight of a bald brown Filipina pussy. It’s synonymous with good times all around. After tasting his white sausage a bit, Carla sits back on the bed to manually warm up her love-box for Mr. X’s camera. With a few close-in shots of it, there’s no doubt this was a hole that has seen some battle, not the least which being the birthing of at least one vulva-stretching little gremlin. But sometimes those kinds of pussies are the best kinds when it comes down to the action.

Some more sultry sucking by this young MILF and then it was time to test out that snapper. Just as her appearances suggested, this was a young lady who enjoys getting poked with hot man meat. And she wasn’t afraid to show it either. Her slutty moans with each cock thrust are the stuff of every man’s dreams. And her still slender body and surprisingly firm tits and ass are pleasant bonuses for a gal who’s body has been through the utter destruction wrought on by urchin-bearing. Gotta appreciate a babe like this one. And appreciate X did and then some. The ‘then some’ was evidenced by his uncontrollable spurting load shot all over that young MILF body at the ending. Now Carla’s no stranger to that much cum, but she usually takes it on the interior so the hotel shower was quickly calling. After all, she had a bus to catch and those long hot rides are sticky enough already!

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Happy Friday Trike Patrol fans. Historically, we prefer the spontaneously filmed one-time catch, fuck and release type of scenarios with a newfound LBFM. But every once in while, one of those ladies turns in just too good of a performance to only show once. Some, as in this nymphets case, turn in such a boner-inducing show to only show twice! For the 3rd time, a true rarity here, we welcome back one of the horniest, sexiest, most cock-lovingest Filipinas we’ve ever gotten our hands on. By popular demand, and her own lusty request, we bring to you once again, Natasha.

Last time, back in October, she and her foreign male fuck-friend did sort of a comical, 3rd person view cinematic exhibition with Natasha dressed up as a Hooter’s waitress delivering food to his hotel room. It was quite different from our usual routine and most of you seemed to enjoy the variation in style for a change. Staying true to their form, they play-act once again here. This time, Natasha is all decked out in a super sexy slutty businesswoman outfit that is sure to create cocks to rise the World over.

After some daring poses on the hotel balcony as Mr. X filmed, Natasha slinks inside to put on a solo show with her own digits doing a number on her mashed-up-yet-strangely-inviting pussy lips. Man, this girl makes my cock hard. Her funny foreign friend, not shy of the camera at all, acts as the hotel bellhop who answers her call for 2 san-miguels to be brought up. Appearing at the door, complete with drink tray and plumber’s crack, he straight-facingly enters and sets down the refreshments.

With acting so cheesy and unrealistic, it could’ve been the latest update on Brassieres, Natasha whips out his cock shortly after he poured her a glass of SML. Before he knew it, she was vigorously mouthing the entire length of it, while cupping his nutsack and staring right at the camera. This kind of exhibitionism is rare in these parts, lemme tell ya. Buddy then dined at Natasha’s Y, before turning her gorgeous fuck-me-now-shaped ass around and pumping her good from behind. More wild fucking ensued, followed by even more wild sucking…and then more wild fucking. This is the kind of girl we all need in our lives at some point. One that just loves to fuck with no strings attached and no inhibitions in the way.

Staying in line with the less-than-realistic theme of this episode, a ridiculous, overly animated cumshot effect was in order. Due to his slightly more advanced age and oversexed lifestyle, Buddy’s “real” shot was a mere “dribbler” than didn’t make for good TV so a more visual, comic-relief style one was produced with the help of the hotel bathroom’s complimentary moisturizing products. Nevertheless, an entertaining display of real female cock wantonness caught on camera for TP posterity. May you all be lucky enough to experience the raw lust of a Pinay like Natasha.

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Is it April again already? Sure is. This skinny little minx has been featured on Trike Patrol two times now and is back for more cock a 3rd. Mr. X meets her in a convenience store where she is waiting with her larger but perhaps even more delicious looking friend, Mhae. (more about her later) They shared some pineapple juice and SML (fuck the sign) and misunderstood each others broken English. Nobody is here for talking anyway. A 21 year old going on 40, April has been around this big city block more than once or twice already, and was keen to get back to Mr X’s hotel room and into her slutwear.

Always hungry for white meat, despite what her spinner frame would suggest, April got down on her knees for a wet blow shortly after her blow dry in the CR. As noted in her previous appearances, April has some big hearty pussy lips for such a small girl. The contrast that presents is unmistakable and strangely intriguing. Seeing her ride dick from behind with those big shaven pussy lips gripping up and down the sides of the shaft highlights just how damn meaty those labia majoras are. Maybe the miles and miles of rods that she’s ridden have had a stretching effect on ’em or maybe she was just born that way. Either way, hers is a pussy that was made to get fucked over and over again, and Mr. X was happy to oblige once more.

With her perky little spinner gum-drop titties shuddering as she bounced, April’s enjoyment of riding cowgirl couldn’t be any more evident. But for such a small young lady, she has a nice round little ass too, and Mr. X would’ve been remiss if he didn’t showcase it with a good dose of doggy-style pounding from the rear. The only thing to cap this episode off even better would be a nice sticky facial at the end. That is precisely what happened, as Mr. X went straight from slamming her from the back to a whip-around facial whipped creaming. No cum dodging on this horny LBFM’s part; in fact, she leaned in to make sure she was covered as best she could be with those spurting hot streaks of man shower. April usually is a wet month after all, and we’re off to a good start I would say!

But wait! There’s more! It turns out that sexy curvacious friend Mhae was in attendance and watching the entire time. And when asked, she teased with the notion she could be next. She also revealed the fact that she is indeed sisters with the wild nympho Natasha! Well, well, if she’s anything like her sister it should be a scintillating episode if we can make it happen. May is still a few weeks away, but maybe coming sooner than we expect.

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Friday is Pinay-day and another racy returnee is here this week guys. This time, it’s the sultry, saucy IV, whose ass is as intoxicating as any bottle of booze or drug a man could take. Mr. X has a penchant for superbly rear-ended LBFMs, but IV here has to be near the top. It’s a marvelous, deliciously shaped, spankable behind if there ever was one. So sit back, grab a cold one, and behold this week’s patrol with this hot piece of ass once again. After you rub one out watching, you’ll be off into a well-satisfied dreamland filled with happy smiling Pinay angels…..and maybe some devils if you’re lucky! Happy Friday guys!

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Ok, in last week’s patrol with returnee IV, we met her friend, the lovely Mhae. We also learned of her being the sister of the wild and insatiable Natasha. Could she be as horny and libidinous as her sibling? Is that even possible? Thankfully for us, Mr. X was determined to find out. Mhae has the looks of your typical Pinay classic beauty. Soft features and an infectious–if not slightly naughty—beaming smile. At 27, and certainly not a petite by any means, her natural free-flowing curves under conservative attire somehow add to her allure. Mr. X couldn’t wait to see what was under there and neither could I.

A passing Manila rain-shower outside set the tone for the show that was about to begin once they got to the room. When asked what she liked to do when it rained, Mhae’s uninhibited response removed all pretense about events to follow: “I like pppfacking!!” Hell yeah, this girl was a proper sex-fiend, and undoubtedly the sister of our feisty Natasha. When presented with a strap-on plastic cock, she didn’t hesitate in the least bit on attacking it with her mouth before flogging her boiling hot snatch with it. I imagine her actions would be similar with any phallic shaped object you put in front of her.

Lucky for him, the next tube-shaped item she saw was Mr. X’s cock. It could have been anybody’s, but it was his and damn how he lucked out for that. She devoured that thing like she hadn’t eaten in a week, before insisting he plunge it deep down into her moist quivering pussy. Did I mention her ass? Now, big sister Natasha had a nice shapely ass, but Mhae’s here takes the family cake. If you’re a fan a nice big, full Filipina behinds, this is your girl. Delicious. Spankable. Fuckable. This sight up her hoisting it up in the air for Mr. X to bang in doggy is instant boner material at it’s bestest.

He trashed away at that lovely shaved pek-pek a while longer before withdrawing for the uncontrolled cumshot over her eagerly awaiting chin with most dripping down to her stomach. I’m not sure if she outdid her sister on the horniness scale, but she came pretty close. It’s nice to know that these things run in the family. I, and you Pinay MILF lovers out there probably, wonder what their mom is like. It had to come from somewhere. These happy Filipina gals love to fuck and aren’t we glad! Have a nice weekend guys.

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From the strange-snatching stranger who brought us such patrols as Fani and Anne, our mysterious Patrolman has once again snared a new piece of Filipina snookie. This time, it’s an unassuming, light-skinned babe named “Boochi”, who looks like she belongs more in a library than here on Trike Patrol. That alone makes this episode something special. We haven’t had any “nerdy” types like this around here that I can recall from my cunt-catching database. Our friend does ever-so-nicely to seduce this awkward, well-spoken gal into his hotel bed for us, and boy does it ever get hot and wild once he gets her there.

Boochi has that “Chinita” look about her which suggests more Chinese bloodlines, and that fairness of her skin is something we rarely see on Trike. This is not a young lady who does much work outdoors I would say. She’s certainly more the bookworm type. Well today, she would be encountering a different type of worm, in the form of buddy’s slimy puss-hounding white cock. Would she balk at it or take the bull by the horns and turn in a performance worthy of being recorded and shared here? I’ll let you decide, but let me just say this much: Don’t judge a bookworm by her cover

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What’s up this week, guys? It’s time for another Trike Patrol finally and Mr. X is back again with his latest quarry. This time it’s a dark-skinned little tart from Manila named Monique who likes to haunt the casino spots for wannabe high-rollers to cash in on. What’s she selling? I don’t even have to answer that, now do I? Mr. X gives us a preview of what one could expect if she cashed in on you while you’re there makin’ peso precipitation on the game tables.

This trampy little 20-something already has seen some wear, but she’s still a far better unit than you’d slog home with at 2am from your local taproom. Monique hoovers on X-man’s cock with some real tenacity and exuberance, not totally spoiled yet it seems. The nice thing about the younger ones is that they’re still fairly hungry and eager to please. Monique here fit that description and if her blowjob wasn’t enough proof of it, her rambunctious cowgirl cock riding surely was. Yeehaww!

With some close-up gynecological views along the way, Mr. X gives us his usual perverted Pinay monger’s perspective, as he stuffs her pookie hole repeatedly from a plethora of positions. All that was left to do was capture the cumshower at the end, but that ended up more as a cum dribble, undoubtedly from all of the loads being expended on his extended holiday in pussyland. A sticky white nut is still a sticky white nut however, and having one spilled on your asscheek would leave anyone running for the showers (as Monique did)!

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The first thing I think when I see this babe’s video title is, how the hell have we not had a “Candy” on Trike Patrol before? In nearly 9 years of snookering strange slant off the streets of the PI, we’ve never cum upon a “Candy”? I mean, seriously, that’s like the classic stereotypical ‘hooker’ name, isn’t it? Anyway, here she finally is, and boy was it worth the wait!

Landing back again where it’s always “more fun”, Mr. X shows us his arrival into the Islands, before meeting up with a dating site contact named Candy. She tells him to wait up til she gets off work after 2am (hmmm, what kind of job is that?) and shows up at the door a while later. A slender, pretty faced babe with a soiled dove look in her eye, this 21 year old with a creaky voice from long nights is probably already about 40 in pussy years. But sometimes the well-worn types are the most fun, as our friend the X-man has clearly demonstrated in the past.

Once he whips his bird out she knew right what to do, and boy does she ever do it! Blow-job fans, this one’s for you. Now, I usually like a good amount of hand-jerkin’ action in my blowjobs; it’s nice when a girl knows how to mix things up between mouth and hand to give the other a break while still servicing your johnson well. But Candy here was mostly a “hands-free” blowjobber, and as you’ll see, that ain’t a bad thing in the least the way she goes after it! She let’s her mouth and deep wet throat do all the talking necessary.

Yep, what we have here is a hands-free deepthroat specialist, who just bobs her head vigorously up and down on the cock and doesn’t care what kind of mess she leaves on the carpet with her ever-spilling throat spittle. Sometimes I think a lot of us mongers are going to be reincarnated as Filipino hotel cleaning ladies in a future life. Karma’s a motherfucker that way, and if true, I know I’ll end up being made to scoop up stale semen and bodily fluids off of rugs and linen 200 years from now or something.

But yeah, Candy is a ferociously messy cock-swallower, effectively in-haling that engorged prick all the way into her face. Recognizing this rare talent, Mr. X is sure to record lots of it before finally stripping her panties off to batter that other well-beaten fuckhole of hers between her legs. Not only does this sprightly LBFM enjoy hoovering cock with her mouth, but she evidently likes having her little brown pussy stretched and bashed good as well. This is a full-service Filipina right here gentlemen!

After much riding, doggy, cowgirl and doggy again, Mr. X couldn’t hold out any longer. Understandably so, after being pleasured so wholly by the tight slippery depths of her tracheal and vaginal canals. He withdrew from behind her and splashed an erupting load of man-joy all over her lower back and ass. For a girl like Candy, that’s the sure sign that it’s time to head for the showers and hit the road. A girl’s gotta eat after a long day and nights work, now don’t she? Not sure foreigner penis counts towards the daily calorie intake. If it did, there’d be no spinners like Candy in all the PI!

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Time flies when you’re having poon. And no where is that more evident than in the Philippines. One day you’re a starry-eyed newbie on his cherry trip meeting and fucking your brains out with loads of new and amazing girls. The next, you’re a grizzled hardcore veteran who has 300+ cellphone contacts, some of which have been deleted and re-added several times or with new numbers. It really is a labor of love this mongering lifestyle. Take Mr. X for example. There he was on an all-too familiar Makati bar haunt, when he bumped into a familiar looking lass with a devilish smile. What do you know, it was a frisky freelancer featured here on Trike Patrol over 4 years ago!

That’s right, it’s Stella from the “Anyone, Anytime” episode in 2011. At first, she didn’t quite remember our man Mr. X, because we you live by the seat of your pants like most of these girls do, you can’t remember a cock from last Saturday night much less 4 years ago. It’s all part of the hustlin’ lifestyle. But once back at the hotel room her memory was refreshed looking at some of her slutty pics from back then. Her episode title was more than aptly named. This is one hardcore strumpet and none too shy about it.

Already late and slightly over-induldged, the two decided to call it a night and rest up for a morning bang show. With the morning light illuminating the high-rise room well, Mr. X got the camera rolling and views of Stella’s still fine little ass in her red t-back. As she awoke slowly her hand gravitated to his penis beside her. Natural force of habit I guess. There’s probably not too many mornings she wakes up not clutching a pecker I would say. Then she rolled over and started sucking, and suck did she ever. This is a customer-service driven babe if there ever was one. She aims to please whomever she’s with and for that you gotta hand it to her. And by it, I mean your cock. That is precisely what X-man proceeded to do after the awakening blowjob.

She rode the boney poney a while before letting him pound her in missionary, side-ways and from the back. Calling for him to cum on her face a few times throughout, what kind of monger would he be if he refused such a request? She helped him fulfill the odious order by vigorously sucking his cock until it erupted onto her smiling chin and cheekbone. Now that’s the Stella we remember; I’m hell with names but I always remember a cum-splattered face!

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What can I say about this week’s patrol. Some of you have been pining for younger, fresher girls. Well now you have one here! Thank Mr. X and his newfound fuck-buddy with a bubbly ass from a few patrols ago. You remember her, don’t you? It’s Mhae, sordid sister of that other serious sex freak Natascha. Anyway, Mhae hooks our monger man up with a delicious little morsel named Elaine, aged just 18 years old and currently a student at a school to remain nameless.

They meet at the Philippines’ #1 restaurant for a healthy meal of fried chicken-joy, some fries and the ubiquitous caramelized death syrup that kids are raised on from bottle-age here. (that’s why their teeth are all so fucked!) Like most girls her age, Elaine doesn’t have much to say, and that’s just the way we prefer it. She beams back at the camera with her beautiful smile and gives all she knows in English in her short answers to X’s basic bio queries.

But this is why we come here, isn’t it? To escape from deep and thoughtful things. Just to enjoy the simple pure joys in life. Forgetting everything else. It’s hard to even think of anything stressful when you lay eyes on a body like this 18 year student unveils. Impeccable small tits and lovely firm ass. No belly whatsoever. This is the female form in its finest.

She gave Mr. X a rather enthusiastic blowjob, but the real treasure in such an encounter is being able to stuff your cock in that young snapper. There’s simply no feeling like an 18 year old pussy. The older you get in life, the more you realize that and are grateful for it. You can’t teach it. You can’t replicate it. And it’s a fleeting thing. By the time she’s 19 or 20, that same feeling just isn’t there. But man alive, when you’re inside an 18 year old vagina you sure know it. It’s an ethereal sensation like none other. Thank the Gods for providing it. Thank yourself for pursuing & acquiring it. Have no shame. It’s what you (and she) were made to do!

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Funny how I was just saying a few weeks ago how amazing it was that Mr. X’s catch then was the first “Candy” featured on TrikePatrol in all these years. Well, it’s just a few short weeks later and we have another. Pussy is funny that way. It comes in bunches. You’ll be in a dry spell and the next thing you know, you need to beat ’em off you with a stick. And by stick, I mean your cock.

Fast forward to now and we welcome the indelible KingBaliw back to the fold. Here’s a guy who’s never in a dry spell and always makes ’em wet. He’s scootin’ along a dark Philippine street in his favorite form of 3-wheeled transportation with an adorable little honey named Candy by his side. They take a detour to a sleazy little short time hotel and then we get to see how amazingly cute this second piece of Trike Patrol “Candy” really is.

The only thing keeping her from utter perfection is the rather conspicuous long scar stretching down the entire length of her upper leg. Ya see guys, that is what happens when you ride just any ol’ trike. We’ve never lost an LBFM on any of our patrols, 362 and counting! Nevertheless, Candy is a Grade A cutie-pie and you young stunner lovers out there should be happy ol’ mongers!

As we’ve come to expect, KB smashes this beautiful Pinay puki in his usual rip-roaring fashion. Turning in a full-feature encounter lasting the better part of 40 minutes. Candy’s eyes haven’t gotten so wide since the day she fell off that trike with the pounding she received from the King here. But if “shock and awe” fucking was his M.O. during intercourse with this lovely young lass, the finish was a “scorched earth” policy. He withdrew his lightning rod at the perfect moment to unleash hot sputtering firestreams of spunk all over her breath-taking body! The spectacle of her short spinneresque torso completely covered in sticky, slimey man pride is nothing short of magisterial!

Killer work, KB. No doubt that Candy here is truly “scarred for life” after that experience!

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If one thing’s for certain, it’s that we take all cummers here. In the spirit of recent current events, Mr. X brings us a true-blue Filipina lesbian pussylover named Alexis this week. Met at a popular eatery hangout place in the City, this still-firm-bodied 25 year old makes no qualms about her love for snatch over cock. She matter-of-factly describes how much she enjoys pussy so, but does admit she likes the odd penis once in a while to mix things up. Well it turns out it was Mr. X’s lucky day, because this genuine clit-licker had the urge to get stuffed with a tubesteak and had no problems keeping the camera rolling to capture it all.

A fairly nice body with great medium tits in particular was unveiled and then some pole-smoking ensued. For a Pinay that normally only dines at the Y, this dyke wasn’t half-bad at cock-sucking either. But the real interesting part was how much she enjoyed getting her pussy plowed with man-meat, despite her favored sexual inclinations. She was really vocal about how much she liked it, and while many girls fake things, I think I believed her. After a hot sticky load was dumped on her ass-crack at the climax of things, she toweled off in the CR before heading back out into the big wide world of LBFM pussy that is the City streets there. Before leaving, she talked of another hookup w/ Mr. X should she get the urge for cock again. From what I’ve been told, that did happen a few days later and she was just as horny as you saw here!

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Like most Filipina addicts, Jonas couldn’t stay away for too long. There’s nothing quite like arriving back in the PI where you know you’re gonna have all that hot Filipina snapper you can manage. Hitting the ground running w/ his camera, he happens across a familiar face on a rainy afternoon in Comet Park. It’s the lovely, dark-skinned Wendy, from a past videographed encounter of his, of which we appropriately titled, “Spirited Sperm Sapper”.

I would dare to say that Wendy here looks slightly more enticing today than she did nearly 2 and a half years ago. Something more mature about her which makes her a tad sexier in my eyes. No matter how she looked, Jonas only had one thing in mind upon meeting her again, and as fortune usually has it in the Phils, so did she. It was off to a trike and back to the hotel for some carnal rekindling of their friendship—–recorded on video of course!

Wendy was still the nice-tittied dark brown doll from a few years back, but even more in touch with her sexuality and natural horniness now, as was evidenced by her solo masturbatory performance given to us before Jonas schlepped his pasty white Euro-dong into the equation.

And with that pasty white Euro-dong, her stuffed and stretched that still-tight LBFM pussy of hers with the camera rolling all the while. When the horniness reached a fever pitch, after a whole slew of oral and different fuck positions, Jonas gave her one last burst of hard thrusting before injecting her money-maker with hot gushes of globby goo. The resulting creampie made for a classic camera shot of his hard-earned handiwork dribbling down Wendy’s beautiful hairy hatchet wound. Well done, I say!

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This week, our main man KingBaliw visits parts previously unknown to Trike Patrol by taking a trip down to the southern city of Davao. As we like to say here, Filipina Pussy Has No Borders, and that includes provincial ones. While we’ve surely fucked my transients from Davao up in AC and Manila, we have never ventured that far south ourselves. Well, KB changes all of that with this week’s patrol. And a proper patrol it is, you’ll see. He stalks a hot young thing on the sidewalk and then scoops her up in the world famous tricycle.

This little tarty looking thing’s name is Juicy, and she’s 20 years old we learn. Once back safely inside a cheap seedy short-time motel, we learn even more about her. Her hopes and dreams….her wishes and ambitions…and most importantly, her appetite for random strange cocks. But she wasn’t ready for the bulging behemoth KB was packing. Oh no. Once she got that thing in her mouth, she realized she bit off more than she could comfortably chew. But there was no saving her now; that perfectly trimmed little brown pussy of hers was about to get demolished like never before. The local barangay boys weren’t going to appreciate the pummeling she was about to take, and Saturday nights in her neighborhood would never be the same for them. Might as well stay home and spank it Pare, hehe, or find another LBFM slap-piece in your circle of friends & kapit-bahays who hasn’t been ravaged by The Man yet.

And get ravaged she did. Man oh man, she had that once-snug little cooter absolutely PLOWED by the King. Her tight young body, small firm boobs and deliciously shaped ass got tossed around that bed like a screen-door in a hurricane. The elasticity & pliability of her outer and inner labia was put to serious test here. You, like I, are probably wondering if it’ll ever be the same after this pounding. It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen such a comprehensive pookie-battering. Moan after moan after moan Juicy wept, while KB relentlessly hammered away at her helpless little hole.

Any fucking as epic as this one surely deserved an equally epic cumshot. After all, it’s not how you start, but how you finish. True to form, The King did not disappoint. I’ll let the video speak for itself, but the volume and intensity of cum this man showered all over Juicy’s quivering ass was something of near-Biblical proportions. If The Great Flood was to wash away Man’s sins of the Earth, this cum-drenching by KB most certainly erased any last vestige of purity and innocence young Juicy here might have had left. Now, THAT is how Filipinas get done! Amen!

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Nothing like a familiar set of tits, er face, to welcome you back to the Philippines. That is what our friend Mr. X got on his latest return to LBFM land. Remember Leanne, from her Plastic Peaked Pinay debut last year? Well, she’s back in front of X-man’s camera again and hornier than ever.

You’ll see, as soon as the camera starts rolling this sultry Pinay MILF begins quivering with excitement and lust. Once those panties come off she can’t help but start rubbing that slutty pussy of hers. Now I’m not one who’s crazy about big fake pornstar tits, but who was she to turn them down from her foreign husband? You take what the good lord gives you, right?

For Mr. X, the good lord giveth a cheating Filipina wife in heat, who was texting him for this sexual reunion just after he made wheels down at Aquino International. This is really how all women are deep down. They just want to get fucked. Once they’ve found the sucker to pay their way and buy ’em stuff, they still need that random stud to pound them good once in a while. The two are usually not the same guy. Which one are you? Mr. X knows which one he is, and has the deep archive of video footage to prove it!

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At the onset of this week’s episode, Mr. X gives us a nice–albeit grainy–rare perspective from the scene inside on of Manila’s entertainment establishments. He had to use a smaller hidden cam to be able to do so, so please excuse the picture. Things get better once he made his selection and got to his hotel room.

As the video brightens up and clears up, we see a sexy slinky young LBFM named Ayisa. It’s evident early on she’s one of those dopey types, but sometimes they can be more fun. After adorning some Mr. X slutwear, she returns and poses for the camera at his direction. Her strangeness continues, but it was nothing that would prevent her from exhibiting her true sexual nature; that is, sucking a stranger’s cock without the slightest of hesitancy.

This shaved Pinay had a pussy that was probably oft-used in her nocturnal profession, but one that was still snug for an enjoyable plug by any man. Perhaps even a little too snug, as Mr. X would find out. Even stranger, Ayisa had some odd aversion to semen, and made Mr. X spew it out into the CR toiler, rather than anywhere near herself. She’ll probably need to work on that fear if she wants to make it farther in the game.

Just goes to show, you never know what you’re going to get when you take home an amateur Filipina girl. If they were all pornstar material, they’d be rather predictable, which isn’t necessarily good. Though, at least you’d know they wouldn’t be cum-dodging like Ayisa here, lol!

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It’s Trike Patrol time once again, and our friend KingBaliw is back in the PI again searching for more willing puki just waiting to be fucked. What he didn’t expect, was to run into a familiar fuck, er…face, from FIVE whole years ago! On a rainy Pampangan afternoon, he was out at a local shopping center when he spotted a super cute girl standing around waiting. He moved in for the kill and started talking, and just when things started to look promising, another girl appears out of nowhere, excitedly accosting him. Well, it was none other than Nikka, from a patrol he did no less than FIVE years ago. You can see her old episode HERE if you want. The other girl, as it happens, was her cousin, and I’ll tell you up-front that KB fully intends to get her another time.

Now, the funny thing is, while Nikka was cute enough back then in 2010, she looked even BETTER now! Something about her just looked more attractive. Maybe some maturity and confidence, who knows. She was all too eager to rekindle her friendship with the King & his noble trouser stallion, so she urged him to take her back to his hotel; probably the easiest pick-up in the history of Trike Patrol this one. Once inside and under the lights, the sparkle in Nikka’s eye was unmistakeable, and you could tell she was really yearning for a famous KB boning session. She told us a little about what she’s been up to—mostly popping our kids as most Pinays do—and eventually got to taking off her clothes piece by piece.

She definitely learned how to suck cock better in 5 years, as her skilled treatment of the King’s lance clearly showed. Her body, still quite spinner-like despite all the birthing, looked none the worse for wear aside from the c-section scar. She rode up and down on the bony pony like a wild animal in heat, and you could tell she hadn’t had something of such girth pass through her love chunnel since the last time. 25 years old, 3 babies and still tighter than a local young skank you might take home from your nearby pub back home. Only in the Philippines!

KB slammed her sexy skinny body good all over the bed, giving us plenty of Filipina fap-material and then some. Being a man of honour, he made sure to pull out early and spew his liquid ecstasy all over her pretty face and nose, with a little in the eye socket for good measure. Only a commoner would risk inseminating such a girl with 3 little mouths to feed already and KB is a King, after all. While Nikka’s momentarily defiled face was maybe only half-smiling on the outside, her 3x distended uterus was undoubtedly thankful on the inside! Remember boys, when mongering w/ MILFs in developing countries, show some consideration and jizz on their faces please.

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Ok guys, we’re back in the States this week for some Fil-Am poon hunting with our good Filipina-loving friend in Cali. I know some have voiced their displeasure with these American episodes, but this one was just too good not to share. We haven’t done a USA one in quite a while and they will still only ever be once in a blue moon, if at all. But when I saw what our friend here had managed to snare, I just knew it needed to be on the World’s Best Filipina Hardcore empornium. No other one single place has as many amateur Filipinas picked up and fucked than the site you are on right now. Blondes, MILFs, plastic over-used pornstars, Latinas, Japanese, etc, sure—there’s loads and loads of porn out there, generic and specialized. But nowhere and I mean nowhere focuses 100% on Filipinas like we do. If you’re the casual porn purveyor, and just passing through for a quick spank or two, you may not get it. But if you’re a clinically insane Pinay addict like we are, you just know.

To the episode: He notices a Southeast Asian looking doll coming out of a beauty salon and scurries over to her with his hand-cam rolling. Boldly approaching and engaging in a conversation, he quickly learns that yes, she is indeed a Filipina. Totally Americanized, yeah, but full-blooded Pinay for sure. A cute and spunky looking 20-yr old named Riley, she has a hint of naughtiness in her eye that lets him know there’s something possible here. He talks her into coming with him and into his nearby “office”, where things quickly escalate.

The talk turns to sex, and clothes start coming off spontaneously, if not a little bit awkwardly. These are two people who just met on the street after all. Riley’s body is fantastic, with pert little tits and a neatly shaven pussy. One which she sat down and rubbed til it came while our boy was watching feverishly with his camera. Then she got down to a place where many of her homeland’s sisters have gone before here on this site: Her knees! She sucked that big white cock to great effect, leading to a huge messy cumshot, which meant a trip to the bathroom to clean up before more raucousness ensued.

I don’t know what kind of drugs our Cali-boy is on, but I want some too. Within minutes of that facial dousing, he was rock hard again and enjoying the depths of Riley’s tight wet young pussy plunging down on him. Reverse cowgirl, more sucking, doggy pounding, missionary stuffing, and then finally another spurting sperm-well of joy jism to coat her chest and chin once more. Her even stuck his somehow still-hard pole back inside her for a few bonus boner pumps. Quite considerate a lad this young fella is. If Riley’s wanton moans were any barometer, she thoroughly enjoyed and appreciated all he did for her. The was some good hardcore sex with a hot young Filipina, and I think that’s something all of us can agree on, regardless of the Hemisphere it’s filmed in.

We’re back off to the PI for next time though:)

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