Let me tell you this: when you’re a gwapo (handsome) foreigner in the Philippines w/ a sizable cock that stays hard, word gets around amongst hot shaved Asian teens. With the ever-present population of old flaccid white penises here, these vivacious young LBFMs really appreciate a stiff member that can put a smile on their face (if not a limp in their walk).

King Baliw knows exactly what I’m talking about. As you’ll notice on his recent Saturday night on the town, several familiar faces jumped out at him in the neon-lit Manila nightlife. It was none other than Dolly and Sora, from a few fucks ago, but they had a cute braces-wearing friend named Sheena, a shaved Asian teen, with them also.

They undoubtedly whispered into her ear about the weaponry KB was packing, and this 19 year old cutie friend of theirs was none too hesitant about hopping in a trike with him.

Once back at his hotel the camera resumed recording and what it saw was an eager young Filipina who chugged down cock like a grizzled vet. It also captured how deliciously shaved her smooth puki was, which The King spread nice & wide for us before stuffing. There’s no Asian teen like a shaved asian teen!

And stuff he did, from just about every position imaginable. The only thing more impressive amongst the gals than his thick cock, was his legendary loads. When KB finishes, it’s like a spurting hot white geyser eruption, and he did not disappoint this shaved Asian teen when it was time to douse the well-fucked Sheena in his famous end-product!

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We love seeing our Trike Patrol disciples grow over the years. It’s a wonderful joy to watch everyday average joes give their hard-working middle fingers to societal “norms”. To travel to The Philippines on exciting, exotic pussy-getting adventures—and film it for the World to watch! That’s what Trike Patrol’s all about. It is what it’s ALWAYS been all about.

Our ever-improving friend Duke has upped the ass-getting ante with his latest submission here. I don’t even know if he knows how he did it, but somehow he managed to snare a totally delectable young treat by the name of Alice. Who the fuck is Alice? Well, she’s a trim, firm-tittied little number, aged just 21 years old and cute as they come.

She was clearly a little nervous on the street and in the trike, but once back in the comfort and privacy of Duke’s short-time room, she was all smiles and service. A smile that could light up even the most dimly lit 300-peso motel room, and service that could breathe life back into even the most neglected old cock.

This is the beauty and magic of The Philippines and kudos to Duke for bringing it to us here on Trike Patrol!

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This week, our main man KingBaliw visits parts previously unknown to Trike Patrol by taking a trip down to the southern city of Davao. As we like to say here, Filipina Pussy Has No Borders, and that includes provincial ones. While we’ve surely fucked my transients from Davao up in AC and Manila, we have never ventured that far south ourselves for our Filipina porn. Well, KB changes all of that with this week’s patrol. And a proper patrol it is, you’ll see. He stalks a hot young Pinay on the sidewalk and then scoops her up in the world famous tricycle.

This little tarty looking thing’s name is Juicy, and she’s 20 years old we learn. Once back safely inside a cheap seedy short-time motel, we learn even more about her. Her hopes and dreams…her wishes and ambitions…and most importantly, her appetite for random strange cocks. But she wasn’t ready for the bulging behemoth KB was packing. Oh no. Once she got that thing in her mouth, she realized she bit off more than she could comfortably chew. But there was no saving her now; that perfectly trimmed little brown pussy of hers was about to get demolished like never before. The local barangay boys weren’t going to appreciate the pummeling she was about to take, and Saturday nights in her neighborhood would never be the same for them. Might as well stay home and spank it Pare, hehe, or find another LBFM slap-piece in your circle of friends & kapit-bahays who hasn’t been ravaged by The Man yet in a Filipina porn video like this one.

And get ravaged she did. Man oh man, she had that once-snug little cooter absolutely PLOWED by the King. Her tight young body, small firm boobs and deliciously shaped ass got tossed around that bed like a screen-door in a hurricane. The elasticity & pliability of her outer and inner labia was put to serious test here. You, like I, are probably wondering if it’ll ever be the same after this pounding. It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen such a comprehensive pookie-battering in a Filipina porn recording. Moan after moan after moan Juicy wept, while KB relentlessly hammered away at her helpless little hole.

Any fucking as epic as this one surely deserved an equally epic cumshot. After all, in Filipina porn, it’s not how you start, but how you finish. True to form, The King did not disappoint. I’ll let the video speak for itself, but the volume and intensity of cum this man showered all over Juicy’s quivering ass was something of near-Biblical proportions. If The Great Flood was to wash away Man’s sins of the Earth, this cum-drenching by KB most certainly erased any last vestige of purity and innocence young Juicy here might have had left.

Now, THAT is how Filipinas get done! Amen!

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Longtime Trike Patrol member and patrolman apprentice Steven was back in the Philippines once again for some new sticky facial adventures. On this hunt, he found a lovely looking young Filipina in the middle of an enclosed park’s courtyard. Pretending to be lost, he asked where the nearest exit to find a trike was, and this friendly smiling babe was more than happy to give him directions. Before leaving, Steven got her name (Princess) and mentioned his hotel was not far away.

A sparkle in her eye said all that needed saying, and away they were in a trike just moments later. As with most Pinays, Princess was rather reserved and quiet on the street but once they got behind closed hotel doors, it was playtime and the chances for a sticky facial ending seemed promising! She eagerly grabbed ahold of his cock through his shorts and began rubbing it ready. After undressing herself she started sucking this stranger’s penis while he held the camera just inches from her pretty face. Yeah, that escalated quickly, didn’t it?

All of the aforementioned was just a precursor to what would follow. When Princess got that dick inside her perfectly shaved pussy is when the real freak in her came out. She was definitely not shy about her love for penis in her puki, as evidenced by her sultry, indulgent moans. Even better was when she climbed atop Steven and controlled the fucking herself. From curbside to bouncing on your dick in less than 10 minutes; that is the kinda girl we love here! But would she love a sticky facial cumshot as much as we do?

Getting hammered sideways and then from behind were all great for Princess also, but what really put the icing on the cake was the face-covering shower of cum Steven splattered all over her. For you sticky facial lovers, this is an epic creamy, frothy face covering for the ages, and Steven films it all close-up, as it oozes down her pretty nose, cheeks and mouth!

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It’s Trike Patrol time once again, and our friend King Baliw is back in the PI again searching for more willing puki just waiting to be fucked and given a hot facial. What he didn’t expect, was to run into a familiar fuck, er…face, from FIVE whole years ago! On a rainy Pampangan afternoon, he was out at a local shopping center when he spotted a super cute girl standing around waiting. He moved in for the kill and started talking, and just when things started to look promising, another girl appears out of nowhere, excitedly accosting him. Well, it was none other than Nikka, from a patrol he did no less than FIVE years ago. The other girl, as it happens, was her cousin, and I’ll tell you up-front that KB fully intends to get her another time. Perhaps a hot facial is in order?

Now, the funny thing is, while Nikka was cute enough back then in 2010, she looked even BETTER now! Something about her just looked more attractive. Maybe some maturity and confidence, who knows. She was all too eager to rekindle her friendship with the King & his noble trouser stallion, so she urged him to take her back to his hotel; probably the easiest pick-up in the history of Trike Patrol this one. Once inside and under the lights, the sparkle in Nikka’s eye was unmistakeable, and you could tell she was really yearning for a famous KB boning session ending in a hot facial. She told us a little about what she’s been up to—mostly popping our kids as most Pinays do—and eventually got to taking off her clothes piece by piece.

She definitely learned how to suck cock better in 5 years, as her skilled treatment of the King’s lance clearly showed. Her body, still quite spinner-like despite all the birthing, looked none the worse for wear aside from the c-section scar. She rode up and down on the bony pony like a wild animal in heat, and you could tell she hadn’t had something of such girth pass through her love chunnel since the last time. 25 years old, 3 babies and still tighter than a local young skank you might take home from your nearby pub back home who would never let you give a hot facial. Only in the Philippines!

KB slammed her sexy skinny body good all over the bed, giving us plenty of Filipina fap-material and then some. Being a man of honour, he made sure to pull out early and spew his liquid ecstasy all over her pretty face and nose, with a little in the eye socket for good measure. Only a commoner would risk inseminating such a girl with 3 little mouths to feed already and KB is a King, after all. While Nikka’s momentarily defiled face was maybe only half-smiling on the outside, her 3x distended uterus was undoubtedly thankful on the inside! Remember boys, when mongering w/ MILFs in developing countries, show some consideration and give them a hot facial instead please.

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Anyone who has ever been to the Philippines trying to shoot some Filipina porn knows that they go nuts around Christmas. That period of nuttiness spans much longer than most places in the World. Yep, Filipinos start the Christmas season in September or thereabouts. No kidding. If you find yourself there during any of the months ending in “‘ber”, you will undoubtedly see holiday decorations and hear Christmas music wherever you go. I think it’s pretty extreme myself, but then again, they go to the extreme on a lot of things there, like fucking strange foreigners they just met in the street.

No better example of this was Jonas’ latest Filipina porn patrol. A short stroll down Perimeter Road in Angeles City and he runs into a sex-crazed Pinay by the name of Cindy who is ready to go and get down to monkey business. It may have something to do with the urge to earn some extra pesos for the holidays, but girls just seem doubly horny around this time of year. Towards the middle of December especially, you will be shocked—almost scared—at how easy it is to make a Filipina porn vid with little to no effort on your part. As Jonas finds out, you can have a girl walk right up to you on the street in Angeles and almost beg you to fuck her.

Jonas isn’t one to let a girl down around the holidays so he accepts Cindy’s forwardly offer and gets her into a sleazy short-time room nearby. As an added bonus, she came prepared with a sexy holiday outfit for some nice photos and video posing. It didn’t stay on for too long though; Jonas had her stripped down and down on his cock in no time. Cindy was quite a good cock-sucker for a mere 21-year old, surely having loads of practice around this seedy monger haven of a town. After eagerly blowing her heart’s content on Jonas’ cock, she mounted him with her naturally hairy Filipina pussy.

After she was through giving him a good ride, it was Jonas’s turn to fuck this new Filipina porn girl as hard as his middle-aged body would allow, until finally injecting her welcoming hole with a hot steamy load of frothy European DNA.

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Jonas was in the company of a good lady-friend of his and the topic of his clandestine cunt crusading for Trike Patrol came up in conversation. To his surprise, the girl said she would actually look to see him in action one time, and so he had her tag along on his next pussy perusing jaunt down by the bay.

Along the walk, they caught up to this dark-skinned LBFM with a nice little booty. Jonas’ Trike Patrol companion actually took control of the situation and approached the unsuspecting babe herself. Here is what they found out about her before convincing her to go someplace a lil’ more private for some fun:

Name: Wendy
Age: 20
Boyfriend: No
Kids: No
Hobbies: Playing cards
Favorite Position: Dogg-style

At the room, Wendy proved to be even more the easy-going sort, and stripped lustfully for the Trike Patrol camera. This was a horny lil’ Pinay they had on their hands. Speaking of hands, Wendy had hers on Jonas’ already half-erect pecker in no time. And she began to blow and blow and blow some more for the lucky German bastard, before upping the ante and mounting him with her moneymaker. The way this girl rides cock is the way all girls should ride cock. With voracious authority…like they mean it!

While it may have felt like Christmas came early for Jonas, at least he didn’t. That’s saying a lot while porking such a sexy young brown lass like Wendy here. Nope, he managed to pound that cozy cooze well for far longer than most would have lasted. Finally, resisting no further, he coated the insides of her vaginal walls with a few healthy dollops of Trike Patrol holiday hard sauce! With any luck, he just gave Wendy a Christmas gift that will keep on giving and giving year after year!

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When you’re the squirrely sort like Steven, you find all kinds of places to track down and stuff unsuspecting Pinay coochie. Why, sometimes it’s as simple as taking a walk in the park and pretending to be lost. Filipinas are always happy and willing to help out a foreign visitor in need; even if that need means spreading their legs or taking a facial cumshot for them.

So after Steven stretched out his legs a bit on this outdoor pussy-hunting excursion, he noticed a lone Filipina standing by herself in the shade. Playing the lost tourist part perfectly, he duped this sweet looking LBFM into showing him the way back to his hotel. Her name was Sharmaine and she was the soft-spoken type, but something about her hinted at the possibility for action, and perhaps even a messy facial cumshot.

As happens more times than not, the girl was totally game for grabbing a trike with Steven and they were dropped off in front of his boom-boom hotel moments later. Once inside, all of the pretension disappeared and Sharmaine was going for his drawers before the room got cooled by the cheap chinese aircon.

Speaking of cheap things, you can’t get much cheaper than free. That is the best price to pay for pussy while on vacation and Steven was about to show us that once again. But not before Sharmaine had her fill of European snausage in her mouth first. This girl would not be on PETA’s Christmas card list because she has no qualms about her love of meat. Her blowjob was so fervent and intense, that she risked getting a facial cumshot before the rest of the fun even began.

After her fellatio feast finally ended, Sharmaine opened up that pussy for Steven to burrow his way into and burrow he did. The shy, quiet girl from the street wasn’t so much so with a cock penetrating her perfectly shaven puki. She was sighing like a sow at mating season with every stroke Steven stuffed her with. She jumped on top and had herself a grand ol’ time at her own pace also. No, this was no proper innocent girl, despite all outward appearances.

Sharmaine was a closet-freak really. A girl who has been trained all her life to act prim and proper but who is, on the inside, a raging cock-a-holic. Well, as with all addicts, there is only one fix that could suit her needs, and that was random acts of slutness. Luckily she bumped into the perfect fellow to act out on her pent-up desires.

What she may not have bet on though, is that Steven himself has a particular fetish too. One of the more…messy variety. This proclivity of his would only rear it’s sticky face at the very end of their chance encounter. So, there was no way she could have known until it was too late. And by too late, I mean when he has his ejaculating penis head right in front of her face with nowhere to turn.

My oh my, what a beautiful facial cumshot that was. Steven completely doused Sharmaine’s shocked face with several heavy ounces of the happy white stuff, leaving it to stream down her cheeks all the way into her mouth and nostrils. Now that was a load if I ever saw one. Good sport Sharmaine was for taking it so well and that’s exactly the sort of accommodating PI girls we know and love!

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Happy days are here again back in The Philippines for some more of our famous Filipina porn adventures. Ann here was a lively little girl we found having a drink outside a food vendor near the mall. She was sitting there all by her lonesome just waiting to be plucked up by us after our short afternoon patrol.

Once we spotted her, I dismounted the Trike, walked right up and introduced myself. After a short chat, Ann was fine with accompanying us back to our hotel room to escape the heat. After a little warming up, the clothes started coming off and Ann showed us her cute little brown body. She was sportin’ a nice round ass for a girl with such a small frame. She then jumped in the shower for a quick rinse, and we filmed that soapy sudsy goodness for you too. Her cute little breasts looked so nice all wet ‘n slippery. This was a girl just born for Filipina porn.

Once I took my pecker out, things got even more exciting. She happily obliged in giving some decent brains on me, before hopping on the cock for a nice ride. As you’ll see, this frisky Pinay really had sexual energy to burn. Thankfully for me, she turned up the heat and unleashed everything she had. You see, this Filipina porn began with a mere Trike ride, and then ended up with a wild cock ride! I then flipped her over and banged it out doggy-style for a while; a nice position to see that cute little brown behind of hers.

One thing I should note: Ann was a super flexible little thing. She really put the “machine” in LBFM (Little Brown Fuck Machine). She was able to twist and contort her body in a number of different ways, bending her legs almost like a pretzel at some times, haha. It made for some fantastic camera angles not to mention exhilarating hardcore sex if I do say so myself. I was there, so I will say so myself!

While on my way to blowing my load in missionary, she was slapping my ass while I was pounding her pink little puss as hard as I could. I guess it was revenge for my slapping her ass in doggy, haha. This little Pinay was a true sex athlete of the best kind. Easy-going, fun-loving, spontaneous and cute as hell. This is exactly what you want to find here while enjoying your Philippines vacation. Overall, Ann was another nice LBFM pick-up for Trike Patrol’s amazing and ever-growing archive of Filipina porn and I’m sure you will enjoy her as much as I did. (Well, almost!)

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Bruce and I really didn’t have ANY fucking clue what we were doing today in Angeles but I did know that I needed a piece of afternoon ass and a good Asian deepthroat. So it was like 2pm and Bruce says, ”Hey let’s ride around in a trike with my camera and see what we can find walking around.” At first, I thought he was crazy and just wanted to hit one of the daytime bars, but I thought about it again, and was like, hmm, this might be cool. We had seen plenty of internet “pick-up” style porn and thought it would be neat to have a go at it ourselves.

So there we are, cruising down the road in a trike with the camera rolling, when we come upon this dark-skinned chick in a red shirt. Her back was facing us as we pulled up but I thought I recognized her so I told the driver to stop. Sure enough, it was Anna, a wild bargirl from Roadhouse Club that I knew from before and who is well-known amongst mongers for giving a mean Asian deepthroat.

She also always stuck out in my mind because she has more of a Brazilian look than Filipina I would say. Really dark skin, curlier hair and great thick thighs, ass and legs. We ask her where she’s going and she says just walking around ‘coz she’s mad at her boyfriend. So we offer her a ride to get out of the Sun and head back to the hotel for a drink or something and she happily agrees.

You could just feel the heat pouring off this Pinay and tell she wanted some action just as bad as I did. If rumors were correct, I might be in for a mind-blowing Asian deepthroat I was thinking. So we’re no sooner back at the hotel starting the air-con to cool down the room when this freak gets naked and starts going for my trousers. Bruce keeps the camera rolling and the rest just happens spontaneously from there.

Anna was exactly what they say she is: A voracious cock-crazed sex maniac who cannot ever have enough. She went after my dick with vigor and ferocity I don’t think I had ever experienced. This was a total pornstar in training and she was not shy about it. She was spitting on my cock, slapping her tongue with it and rubbing it all over her face. No shyness whatsoever, this girl knows exactly who she is and what she wants.

After blowing it, stroking it and taking it all the way down her throat several times, Anna then climbed onto of me and started riding my bony poney with the same level of energy. Total sex freak here guys. What a wonderful piece of Filipina pussy. So willing and wanting I almost thought of charging her for the offering of my dick towards her addiction. She used me really. Not that I am complaining; it was awesome.

Anna even went pussy to mouth and back again, several times. It’s rare you find a Pinay who will be ok with tasting their own pussy juices on your penis. I would say this girl was rare in many ways and I was damn lucky to have scooped her up in our maiden trike patrol adventure. It was the perfect way to start out a new website with such a 5-star performer. After drilling her drenched puki for a good while longer, I pulled out and ended things with one of the best cumshots I’ve ever given—on or off camera.

So not only was this superstar of Angeles City a total nympho and highly skilled in the art of giving an Asian deepthroat, but she was also an out and out cum junkie. When I pulled out and turned her around I half-expected her to flinch of dodge a little, but oh no, not Anna. She gaped open her gasping mouth, outstretched her long twisty tongue and tried to catch every rocketing spurt from my snoodle-spray as if she was a seal catching snacks at Sea World. Once the shooting stopped she then rubbed the jizz all over her tongue for maximum nastiness.

I’m not sure we could have found a better Filipina to start of Trike Patrol than we did with this cock demon Anna. She will be hard to beat, but we have built an entire website bent on trying!

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Not even sure where to begin on this Filipina Pussy Patrol guys. This one has everything. Doc and I were cruising through the streets of famed red-light district Angeles City looking for a fresh piece of strange and go in behind a jeepney carrying a hot, dark-skinned Pinay. We told the driver to stay with it and despite almost getting squashed several times, he managed to do so pretty well.

This girl was sitting right in the back of the Jeepney and noticed us gawking at her. Since we were two young handsome (guapo) white boys she smiled and waved back instead of being repulsed. Her Jeepney came to a stop at the gas station up on Perimeter Road and that is when we waved her over. We didn’t expect she was actually disembark from her Jeepney but you never know in this place, and we were pleasantly surprised when she came over to our Trike. This really was a sensational looking piece of Filipina pussy if there ever was one.

She was still a bit apprehensive at first, but Doc did a good job of relaxing her with his sweet southern charm. So that was it and we were away in the trike. However the job wasn’t done because Doc still had to convince her about coming back to our hotel room. With a little more suave and guile, we were on our way and I was already in fits of spasmic joy sitting on the back of that trike thinking about how amazing this Filipina pussy we found was gonna be.

Her name was Charmaine, we think. She was kinda quiet throughout the entire meeting and ride, so it was hard to hear what she said sometimes. Throw in that Pinay accent and yeah, it was tough comprende. Fortunately for us, the language we were most interested in is quite universal, and Charmaine was unbuttoning her pants soon after a few jokes and smiles.

Once she was totally undressed we could then see how much of the fucking Filipina pussy jackpot we had just hit by chance. Beautiful, impeccable firm body and gorgeously shaped tits all topped off with a sexy, sensual face and an amazing smile. A lot of times girls this hot can turn out to be the worst performers in bed. Add in the fact that she was being asked to bang a complete stranger while another stranger is holding a camera and odds were this might not be the best action ever. Shockingly, nothing could have been further from the truth when she got started.

My oh my, this girl was a total sex kitten. Sucking and stroking my elated dick with true skill and style; taking it balls deep so I couldn’t tell where my cock ended and her face began. I know, I’m not the biggest guy in the World but it was still impressive. This was a true deep-throater! After my eyes almost popped out of my head a few times, I then had to return the oral favor on this chick. Not something I’d usually do with a piece of strange off the street, but this delightfully hairy Filipina pussy was so prime I had to reciprocate.

And she savored every minute of it. Biting her lip and moaning softly in pleasure. It makes for some awesome viewing, let me tell ya. And that was still only the beginning. I fiendishly got my throbbing pecker inside her finally and it was like a fiery lava pit in there. Snug, steaming hot and wet like Seattle in the Springtime. Just toe-curlingly pleasurable beyond belief. Charmaine enjoyed it also, as you will hear and see. She moaned with unbridled lust and passion with every stroke.

I think I fucked her harder and longer than I’ve ever fucked any Filipina pussy in my entire life before or since. She was just about perfect in every way. Shape, size, smell, feel…everything. Only a true coochi-crushing connoisseur would understand what I am talking about here. But you don’t have to take my word for it. Just watch the video and see her get slammed like a screen door in a hurricane and see how she loved every second of it. This Pinay was built for sex, and she wasn’t letting that gift go to waste.

The only way to end such a once-in-a-lifetime fuck was with a once-in-a-lifetime ejaculation. The bubbling tides of ecstasy could be held not one stroke longer and man when it came, it fucking CAME! Rocketing out of my penis head at what had to be around six-million sperm per second, I quite literally blasted Charmaine’s lovely face with hot streaks of the white stuff. Still heaving from the marathon-like Filipina pussy fuck I had just turned in, I looked at Doc’s camera and reminded everyone what this site is all about. Thank you very much.

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Regardless of your feelings on the matter, the turnover of the most powerful seat in the Free World signifies change and the ever-flowing sands of time. What would Trike Patrol be if we didn’t acknowledge this momentous occasion with a special Inauguration-themed episode? Now I know we all like to keep our scenes here as raw and unscripted as possible—there is plenty of terrible acting & overproduction in porn already—but this one had to be done once we saw the room we managed to secure.

It’s a rather well-done (especially for the Philippines) replica of the United States’ Presidential Oval Office inside a modestly priced Manila hotel which will remain unnamed. Properly shaped like an Oval and complete with the President’s Desk and flags, the idea of a Trike Patrol Inauguration special was just too tempting to pass up. So while King Baliw did happen upon a new hottie named Patricia, and we join the encounter on his trike ride to the hotel with her, the rest of this episode is, in case it wasn’t obvious, a set-up.

Patricia is a sultry 26-year old with a fabulous smile and flirty personality, but she won’t win any Golden Globes anytime soon for her acting. Nevertheless, it’s comic relief to see what KB and his cute little helper came up with and I dare say it’s one of the most original and hilarious Trike Patrol episodes to date. Patricia pretends to be an ambassador from the Philippines visiting the White House to inform President Baliw that her nation will not be bullied because they are now a “Duterte Nation!”

President Baliw, with cigarette and liquor at his side, shows the pretty young Filipina ambassador how Americans negotiate treaties with friends. Let’s just say it’s not the first time someone got down on their knees behind that desk. All that was missing was the blue dress and a cigar! Despite the cheesy set-up intro, what happens from this point on is all raw horny goodness of the highest calibre.

Patricia is a total sex kitten and knows how to look into the camera perfectly. After sucking the Presidential shaft, she gets an oral lesson in diplomacy herself as she lays back atop the Oval Office desk. Writhing in pleasure as The King of the Free World laps away at her pussy, Patricia lets out unbridled moans which we don’t often here from the more naturally reserved amateur Filipinas.

But that was only the start. Once inside the Lincoln Bedroom, this one-of-a-kind Trike Patrol scene gets even better as it goes with just how hot and bothered this gal gets once a sizable white penis is in her. King gave this arrogant ambassador a fucking of Presidential proportions and the limp she’ll walk away with should remind her just how “bigly” she got banged. That is not to say she didn’t enjoy every minute of it, as evidenced by her uncontrollable moans audible all the way in the West Wing.

For God and Country, President Baliw screwed this sexy Pinay babe every which way imaginable, surely winning both her heart and mind along the way. The only way to top off a scene this freakin’ yuuuuge is with a spacktical nuke delivered to the opponent’s maxillofacial region. This scene has so much winning it’s not even funny. If this is just a precursor to how the future looks around here, I’d say we’re well on our way to Making Trike Patrol Great Again in 2017!

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Duke is back in the Philippines once again—he just can’t seem to stay away. We know the feeling. That places does take a hold on you like no other. All those cute, smiling girls totally open to being approached and spreading their legs a short while later. Whether they are petite, medium or chubby Filipinas, who can resist such a place?

This time, he approaches a slightly chubby Filipina by the name of Sally walking down the main tourist strip and things go swimmingly from there. This heavier-than-usual Pinay played coy initially, but lumbered her ass into a trike bound for Duke’s hotel just a few steps later.

During her intro back at the hotel, it was clear that Sally’s English was a bit below par, but it made for some comedy at least. Being a more chubby Filipina, she described her “fat pussy”, mixing up the F and P as many Filipinas always do. She has also some extra meat up top with ‘dem tits; something we’ll never complain about around here. After a wet n’ soapy shower it was time for the action.

Only 19 years old and not a stunner by any stretch, Sally still has a bit to learn about giving head, and fucking in general for that matter. A chubby Filipina girl who ain’t the prettiest in town won’t last long unless she can make up for it with her performance. Hopefully some of her friends who have been serving up pussy longer can lead her in the right direction in that regard.

Still though, as the saying goes: A bad day in the Philippines is better than most anyplace else. Can’t argue with that when you’re getting your balls drained by a 19-year old with nice tits; fat Pinay pussy and all!

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Hello, hello shaved pussy Pinay Perv’s, boy have we got a nice catch for you today. Hardcore patrolman KB is back again, and this time he rendezvous with a stunning shaved pussy Pinay teen we came to know months ago as Candy. Remember her? With the bad accident scars on her leg?

Well, her scars have healed up, but not her penchant for engaging in scandalous sex videos with boorish foreign men. Thank the LBFM gods for that!

As the King illustrates perfectly in the video, Pinay teen Candy’s sexuality has matured quite a bit in 6+ months, even if her English hasn’t. But let’s face it guys, we don’t come to the Philippines for discussions about nuclear astrophysics or how to separate cranially co-joined twins within the womb. We come for the pussy!!! Nice and eaaaassssyyyy shaved pussy, with little talk and no strings attached.

Candy here, is the perfect candidate for such a desire. Young, gorgeous and short on words. Ready to spread her beautifully shaved, low-mileage twat at the drop of a hat. Where else in the World is it this damn fun and easy? You can try to tell us, but we won’t care to listen. Once you’ve found the PI, nothing else matters.

Sit back, grab a hold of your cock, some tissues and just dream you were here while KB flips, spins, prods and pokes this incredibly hot young Filipina teen!

That’s how shaved twat Filipina teens get done son!

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Oh boy, oh boy, here we go. The Pinay Gods giveth and we receiveth. This week they gave in the form of a Goddess herself, by way of spritely Filipina teen charmer, Athena. Mr. X made no mistakes with this one upon finding her loitering in a Manila high-rise hotel’s cabaret.

When you see this doll’s smile, you’ll be as smitten as he was and want to be on the next Philippines-bound jet cookin’ from your hometown airport.

My oh my, there aren’t enough superlatives to describe this babe’s divine looks and boner-inducing personality. These are great times to be in the PI gentleman, as most times are. Speaking of time, it was super late already so after they made friends in the hideaway bar there, Mr. X got Athena up to his room to run out the remaining few hours of darkness.

We re-join the two with golden Philippine Sun beams shimmering through the curtains and only re-affirming what a delightful Filipina teen beauty we have here. Sometimes, the shadows of darkness and booze distort accurate visual perception of your late-night selections, but not the case here, as the wonderful morning light confirmed.

The face of a doll, an ass for being spanked, and gorgeously shaped smallish breasts. This is the idyllic female form right here. The kind that poems and songs were written for, paintings painted for and cause for ships of war launched by the thousands.

To put it simply, Athena is what men live for. She is the lifeblood pumping through our veins. One vein in particular, I might add.

By this time of the morning, Athena had Mr. X’s blood pumping at an increased rate also, especially below his trouser line. A trouser line which she wasted no time in lowering after the glorious visual display of her God-given assets.

But some thing’s a Filipina teen isn’t born with, like the ability to give pleasure with her mouth. Nope, that’s a talent which must be honed over surreptitiously slurping on plentiful piles of living-tissue phalluses. As you’ll see here, Athena was already well-practiced in this art, despite her tender years.

After a comprehensive offering of more sucking, tugging and ball-licking, X-man finally got to indulge his Hammer of Thor in the sweetest of sweetnesses; the 18 yr old pussy. Almost like a mythological creature itself, the 18 yr old pussy in unmatched in it’s mind-blowing tightness and moistness. This truly is something sent down from the heavens. As we always say here on Trike Patrol: “You can’t teach 18.”

After enjoying this Filipina teen’s sensationally shaved loveliness, Mr. X left his mark on this celestial nymphet the only way he knew how. He infused her pristine little teenage twat with his spurting ropes of globby male nastiness. The resulting effect would make even the best Turkey baster jealous. Hot tender young meat absolutely dripping with freshly squeezed fluid. A beautiful sight to behold indeed.

This chance meeting & carnal knowledge of such a sexpot siren is precisely what makes the Philippines special for men the World over. She could just as easily be from a squatter shack down the street as she could from Mount Olympus——and you got to fuck her.

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Fields Avenue in Angeles City at night. There’s no place like it in the World. The sexual energy in the air is palpable. Thousands of hot and ready Filipina girls just begging to be fucked. The odds are not merely in your favor, but totally stacked up for you. Most bars and clubs are wall-to-wall pussy, with a few mongers spread between. It turns everything you knew about social scenes in the West upside down on it’s head.

Sure, you need to pay the “Early Work Release” (EWR) or “barfine” to go home with someone but even with the ever-increasing prices, it’s still far cheaper than what you’d spend of a pussyless “night out” back home. This, among many other reasons, is why guys like Duke frequent the place so often. It’s totally worth the airfare, long flights and everything else involved once you get your tired, underappreciated feet on the ground.

The lights, the sounds, the smells, the hot and sexy Filipina girls EVERYWHERE pining for your attention. Simply stated, it’s a fairy dreamland for the average, middle-aged, working man. You don’t even need to bother with the barfine game if you don’t feel like it. As Duke shows us here, you can easily score a willing snatch right up off the street. There are off-duty bargirls, off-duty mall girls, off-duty girlfriends and every other kind of Pinay girl just loitering around trolling for a happy foreign penis to prick them at a nominal rate. It’s supply & demand 101, and you are in low supply and high demand for once in your life.

On this occasion, Duke comes across a cute girl named “Zue” waiting right in the heart of the action for a like-minded visitor to come strolling along. When he does, there is little that needs to be said before hailing a trike. Within a few meters of where they met, Zue is already talking about “boom boom”. That’s our kind of girl!

Once back in the room, a short intro follows before a nice soapy shower display. All in an evening’s work in Angeles City, before the real “work” begins. Duke tested out his clit vibrator once again on Zue, which yielded more agreeable results than with previous Filipina girls. The real surprise though, was when Zue got that dick in her mouth and went to town…..down town! This Pinay chick could suck a cock with authority! You never know what you’re going to get when you find a random LBFM off the street but this was one who knew what she was doing and suffice to say it wasn’t her first trike ride.

Speaking of riding, she was rather good at that also. She ponied up and down on Duke’s lucky pole with intensity and vigor, whinnying with enjoyment as she rode. Duke slammed her around the bed a good while longer before pulling out and spraying jizz across her torso. While it probably won’t go down as one of the best Filipina girls or best patrols in history, it was surely a fair and honest representative of our ever-growing “body” of Filipina fucking “work”.

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We have a special Monday update for you here, guys. Let’s call it Mammary Monday! It’s only fitting to name it as such since the Pinay Duke scooped up recently off of Fields Ave is packing a serious set of lovely Asian tits. They don’t get much better than this over here in the Eastern Hemisphere fellas. This 25 yr old’s rack is just breath-taking to behold…and hold, as Duke will tell ya.

It all started off innocently enough, with Duke trotting up lower Fields Ave towards Phillies. In front of the perpetually dead “under construction” area of the infamous strip, he spotted a stripe-adorned Filipina of the more voluptuous variety. As any of you who’ve been members long know, we take all kinds here so this sumptuous babe was more than welcome to hitch a ride in our trike.

She was full of giggles and apprehension at first, which is not too unusual of a reaction I suppose. After all, it’s not everyday you get a middle-aged foreign man walking up to you with a camera in broad daylight here. But despite her initial jittery response, she and her big Asian tits were keen to hop in a trike off of Raymond street with little to no hesitation.

On the ride to Duke’s hotel room she admitted she was new in town and didn’t love it much. Though, as I’m sure her co-workers will tell her, getting dicked down every night by a different foreigner is somewhat of an acquired taste. After a few more bumpy turns and some more giggles from Rizza, they were finally in the privacy of Duke’s hotel room.

She tells us about her first sexual experience, favorite position (doggy) and experience with various foreign men before Duke gets her posing and stripping down to reveal those bodacious Asian tits of hers. A short soapy shower was followed by Duke’s signature clit-buzzing session; to which Rizza responded rather well compared to some others. She would then return the stimuli with some efficient, if not totally awkward, blowjob service on Duke.

You can feel the air leave your lungs when this girl swings those heaving breasts across the screen to mount ol’ boy Duke for some cowgirl riding. Man, they are nice to look at and I’m sure even better to touch and squeeze in person. She gets her cock-riding freak on rather well one must say, closing her eyes and grinding her squishy bits up & down on Duke’s lucky pole. Those big swinging Asian tits were flopping to & fro all the while.

Duke bends this busty babe over and bangs away at her from behind in her favored doggy position, deftly giving us some nice dual views between 3rd person and POV. After having her spread eagle on her back and screwing her in missionary a bit further, our Pinay pummeling friend withdraws from her pussy, rips off his rubber and rains runny ribbons of reproductive ranch dressing all over her lower abdominal area. Rizza was left gasping for air and yes, giggling at the sticky splooge puddle now decorating her soft yet sexy belly.

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As if scoring pussy in the PI wasn’t easy enough, our buddy King Baliw is back in country once again to show us just how easy it truly is. He didn’t even need to look outside his inner-circle of personal puki to land a new one for us this week. Meet Macky, a “ready-to-go” babe with nice tits and a spunky personality whom was simply a “friend of a friend” from The King’s extended Trike Patrol harem here.

Hailing from Cagayan De Oro, this bawdy babe had her tits out and her ass shaking in front of the camera in no time. Even flicking her swollen ready-wet clit while she was at it. This here, gentlemen, is what we call a performer! As we know by now, KB is a man of his word and when he tells a girl he’s going to eat her ass and then fuck her, that’s exactly what he does. He was chin-deep in her vag and rectum for a hot minute before the moaning Macky grappled upon his bulging cock and started chowing down herself.

And chow she did! This young lady knew how to suck a dick boy. Nice, strong smooth strokes with her hand and mouth in concert—occasionally forcing her entire throat down deeply onto that prick until she bottomed out with a strain. Really good BJ action. Next, it was time to tap that wet and slippery pussy of hers, which KB did with his usual Trike Patrol fervor and tenacity. It was evident that this girl fucks a lot, but she surely hadn’t been fucked like this lately.

Next is was time for her to set the pace, and holy hell could this girl ride. I dare say one of the best cowgirl performances ever turned in by a Pinay here on Trike Patrol. She slammed herself down on that upwardly pointing pecker for so long and so hard I thought she was going to break it. Though, as we’ve come to learn by now, The King’s wood is not easily broken, and he enjoyed every moment of Macky’s ride while admiring the view from behind.

She got the rear-entry okie-doke from ol’ boy as well, and we got to see those nice full titties flopping all over the place while he was at it back there. But that wasn’t where he would finish. Nope, he flipped her over and slammed her even better on her back, making those hooters almost ricochet off her chin he was fucking her so hard. When a pussy is that warm, wet and welcoming, there is only one way to show your appreciation for it and that’s by infusing it with every last ounce of spunkcasm you have!

And so it was, that KB creampied this insatiable Filipina puki, had her sit up on the bed and allowed us to watch closely as the freshly fucked, gasping hole spurted his slimy seedlings all the way down and out onto the hotel bedsheets. Sorry, cleaning lady, but that’s what you get when Trike Patrol stops by!

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Hello my Filipina-loving friends. It’s that time again. Another trike patrol through the streets of Angeles City, Philippines in search of easy Asian pussy in need of a ride. This time it’s at night and our latest Patrolman-in-Training, Duke, is behind the cam. He catches up to a lonesome Pinay walking south on Perimeter Road in the darkness and asks to make her acquaintance. What she didn’t yet know is that when the guy saying Hello is part of Trike Patrol, you usually end up rode hard and put away wet….and on the internet having done so.

Her name was “Bobee” and she seemed quite taken aback by Duke’s initial advances. It was on a dark lonely part of the road after all. But his jovial demeanor disarmed her soon enough, and she was down to trike with him a few strides later. With the wind in her hair and the trike’s speeding sputtering motor just a foot away, not much of Bobee’s responses can be heard, so the interview picks back up from inside Duke’s back street short time hotel room.

I’m still not sure how new she was in town, but this girl’s English was extremely lacking. It’s somewhat rare to find easy Asian pussy like this in Angeles with such poor English comprehension, as they usually pick it up rather quickly after arriving from their provinces and being exposed to (read: fucked by) so many western foreigners. Bobee had so much trouble understanding even the simplest requests like “turn around”, that Duke was resorted to hand gestures for a lot of it.

Still, she was a cutish 24 year old who understood at least one thing: What she had to give in return for her free trike ride. That language is universal of course, and after her quick shower to rinse off the “AC street grime”, she got down to speaking it just fine. Oh, well, also after Duke’s signature vibrator routine; of which similar ones from earlier episodes recently won the XBIZ Industry’s “Most Awkward” award. Some girls react well to it, and let their sweet Asian pussy get excited and prepped for the action, whereas others like Bobee here, don’t know what to do with their hands and just sortof lay there oddly wincing as their privates get tingled by his battery operated buzz-toy.

Finally, she got to a place she understood: down on her knees with a white cock in her face. Once there, she knew exactly what to do and started doing it. She sucked and stroked cock pretty well for seemingly being new here. Maybe she was the barangay “fluffer” under the Saturday night card tables back home in her province, who knows. After blowing Duke’s dick a good while, she climbed atop it and started riding vigorously. Duke turned her around to slam her naturally-tufted Asian pussy from behind, and despite clear signs of not being used to such a pummeling, she took it like a good sport does.

When Duke had his fill of filling her far-east vagina from doggy, he flipped her on her back and stuffed it in missionary position, right up to the point of nearly popping off. Moments before doing so, he pulled out, stripped off his rubber and had her help stroke out his gooey globs of joy juice all over her upper pussy area and abdomen. All in a night’s work while on patrol in Angeles City, Philippines!

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Hey there Pinay porn Addicts, it’s time for another update to the World’s Best all-Filipina XXX website. This week, we come to you from the so-called civilized World, or as I like to call it, the People’s Republic of California. Yes, we are well aware that some prefer all of our patrols come from the Philippines, but we like to change things up once in awhile and some others out there do seem to appreciate these frisky Pinays we find in the Western Hemisphere every so often. After all, there are more Filipinas living in California than Manila, so it is almost like shooting fish in a barrell. That is, if the fish were really puki and you were shooting with your dick. Er, uh, you know what I mean.

Anyway, our stateside pinay porn patrolman, Carson, set out to accomplish his once-every-6-months mission for us. It’s not a very difficult job since all you have to do is literally step outside and look around. SoCal is overflowing with so much Filipina ass that you’re bound to run right into one before breaking a sweat. That is exactly what Carson did here, finding a pretty 20-something sitting on a bench and looking totally fuckable in her tight-fitting sun dress. A short bit of meaningless small talk later and he had her eating out of his hand on the way back to his pad, smiling all the way home.

He got her talking and feeling more relaxed, letting her go on about how she came to Cali from Boston, blah blah blah. All Carson (and we) could focus on was her lovely spinner-like body under that dress of hers. Every girl who comes to the West Coast has delusions of becoming some sort of TV or Movie star, or perhaps “some kind of model”. Well, Ember here, would get a crash course in exactly what “some kind of model” means in California when you run into Trike Patrol.

Carson had her clothes coming off as if they had a mind of their own, and with each piece removed, we see more and more of this lovely 26 yr old’s Filipina form. Great firm Pinay tits and small but shapely ass. This gal had a fine physical set-up that was clearly built for doing Pinay porn! Next, it was off to the races with the one-legged horse that is Carson’s cock. Ember was down on her knees chugging that dick like an aspiring model hellbent on making something of herself in tinseltown. So much in fact, that she caused Carson to blow his load early all over her pretty face. What a performer!

Fortunately, she was cool to hang around as Carson recharged his weapon and the two were back at each other later. More great blowjobbing from her followed by some pussy-eating by him in return. Then it was onto the main course which was her scrumptious Filipina fish-biscuit filleted by Carson’s white pork sword. Letting her ride frontways and reverse cowgirl to her cunt’s content, Carson then pounded her sweltering Pinay box from the back, showcasing her beautiful fun-shaped brown ass slapping off of his navel like tide on a beach.

The only thing left in this Pinay porn after a bit of good ol’ fashioned missionary sex was yet another cumshot to be had. This time, it was the 80’s porno style pullout and spray method. Despite it being his second splooging in a matter of 30 minutes, this spurting effort was just as hefty as the first. It must be that healthy West-coast living I guess. If Ember keeps performing like this she’ll be “some kind of model” here in no time!

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